By the end of this year, I will have read every single paper published in the last thousand years, and I will have gone through 247 highlighters, 12 of which will have exploded while I was attempting to highlight, and my floor will be so covered in discarded papers that I will no longer have to vaccuum.
I will also have written 382 one-page summaries of papers, and made 143 diagrams in Powerpoint to illustrate my proposed experiments, and I will have consumed 1677 cups of tea and 904 cups of coffee.
Graduate school was designed to torture graduate students.
I will also have written 382 one-page summaries of papers, and made 143 diagrams in Powerpoint to illustrate my proposed experiments, and I will have consumed 1677 cups of tea and 904 cups of coffee.
Graduate school was designed to torture graduate students.
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Date: 2006-09-28 05:26 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 01:28 am (UTC)From:I just wish they'd figure out that it's dumb to have ALL our homework due on Wednesdays and Thursdays. It makes for a crazy 48 hours, and then nothing to do the rest of the week. No sleep and lots of caffeine before 8 am makes Kara very grumpy.