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[oceantheorem]

By the end of this year, I will have read every single paper published in the last thousand years, and I will have gone through 247 highlighters, 12 of which will have exploded while I was attempting to highlight, and my floor will be so covered in discarded papers that I will no longer have to vaccuum.

I will also have written 382 one-page summaries of papers, and made 143 diagrams in Powerpoint to illustrate my proposed experiments, and I will have consumed 1677 cups of tea and 904 cups of coffee.

Graduate school was designed to torture graduate students.

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[ironpanther.livejournal.com]

smile. P: <--- the emoticon is trying to touch his nose with his tongue. :)