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Supposedly, 40+ means you're spoiled. But 39 and under means you're just as unfortunate as the rest of us.
Do you have...
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
(3) a photo printer
() your own phone line
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
() high-speed internet access
(4) a surround sound system in bedroom (sort of)
(5) DVD player in bedroom
() at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom (probably due to the fact that there are no children here)
() your own in-house office
() a pool
() a guest house
() a game room
() a queen-size bed or larger
() a stocked bar
() a working dishwasher
() an icemaker
(7) a working washer and dryer
() more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
() expensive sunglasses
() framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(8) a multi-speed bike
(9) a gym membership (damnit, I just got one two days ago)
() large exercise equipment at home
() your own set of golf clubs
() a pool table
() a tennis court
(10) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership (i.e. HOA)
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
() wealthy family members
() two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
(11) a yard
() a hammock
() a personal trainer
(12) good credit
(13) expensive jewelry (a pair of emerald earrings I got when I turned 16, and two necklaces from my parents' wedding and my graduation)
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get...
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now
() more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
() a stock portfolio
(14) a passport
() a horse
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(14) private medical insurance (I'm still on my mom's.)
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
() shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job but don't need the money OR
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
() regularly pay someone else to drive you
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
() an only child (HA! not anymore!)
() married/partnered to a wealthy person
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
() been on a cruise (i have been on a ferry, though!)
(15) traveled out of the country (five years ago)
() met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
(16) been to Europe (five years ago)
() been to Hawaii
() been to New York (we stayed in a hostel and some drunk dude stumbled into our room in the middle of the night!)
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(17) been to the Mall of America (that's in Minnesota, right? I think I went there when I was 12)
(18) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(19) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
() attend private school (not yet; even my undergrad is a public university)
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Do you have...
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
(3) a photo printer
() your own phone line
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
() high-speed internet access
(4) a surround sound system in bedroom (sort of)
(5) DVD player in bedroom
() at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom (probably due to the fact that there are no children here)
() your own in-house office
() a pool
() a guest house
() a game room
() a queen-size bed or larger
() a stocked bar
() a working dishwasher
() an icemaker
(7) a working washer and dryer
() more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
() expensive sunglasses
() framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(8) a multi-speed bike
(9) a gym membership (damnit, I just got one two days ago)
() large exercise equipment at home
() your own set of golf clubs
() a pool table
() a tennis court
(10) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership (i.e. HOA)
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
() wealthy family members
() two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
(11) a yard
() a hammock
() a personal trainer
(12) good credit
(13) expensive jewelry (a pair of emerald earrings I got when I turned 16, and two necklaces from my parents' wedding and my graduation)
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get...
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now
() more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
() a stock portfolio
(14) a passport
() a horse
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(14) private medical insurance (I'm still on my mom's.)
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
() shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job but don't need the money OR
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
() regularly pay someone else to drive you
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
() an only child (HA! not anymore!)
() married/partnered to a wealthy person
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
() been on a cruise (i have been on a ferry, though!)
(15) traveled out of the country (five years ago)
() met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
(16) been to Europe (five years ago)
() been to Hawaii
() been to New York (we stayed in a hostel and some drunk dude stumbled into our room in the middle of the night!)
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(17) been to the Mall of America (that's in Minnesota, right? I think I went there when I was 12)
(18) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(19) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
() attend private school (not yet; even my undergrad is a public university)
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
