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Hibernating Beast!

My Mormon name is Kaera Jamielynne!
What's yours?

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Wankmaster Teapot, Yo.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

Terribly good, wot. We've discussed your case with the Bureau of Terribly British Names, and after several weeks' waiting and to-ing and fro-ing, we have decided to give you one. Do try to keep yourself calm; an emotional outburst would be most unseemly.

My very British name is Margaret Chamberlain.
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Through the wonder of modern technology and years of extensive testing, we can exclusively reveal that your body is more or less equivalent to
116 pints of beer!

My Iraqi Leadership Name is al-Jizrawi Hamid Sultan.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

My brain is somewhere inside this football.

How Dumb Are You?
A Rum and Monkey stupidity.
Good God, you're actually dumber than Ronald Reagan.

Don't get me wrong here; we wouldn't want to make fun of an Alzheimer's victim. But even before his brain started wasting away like so much old newspaper, he was never entirely on the right side of fuckwitdom.

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do," he famously once said. "Facts are stupid things," was another fine quote by the twice-elected president. He was a man of intelligence and virtue, if ignorance is clever and evil is virtuous.

That's you, that is.

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

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I apologize for the drivel and my apparent fascination with online quizzes. I promise that, in the future, there will, once again, be actual content again in this livejournal, and you won't have to waste your time reading about my Iraqi Leadership Name.