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Thanks to the dual miracles of Livejournal communities and Google Earth, I found a Trader Joe's in Connecticut, and it's only a 12-minute drive from my apartment.

Thank God. There will be goat cheese and organic fruit in Connecticut.

(Something will be familiar.)

Paranoia meme: Part 1

Not only is this hilarious, it's also... um... hilarious.

Go here and laugh!

Paranoia meme: Part 2

Take ten people on your friends list and write something about them, preferably something that you wouldn't be able to say to their face.

Don't tell anybody who's who!

( Here goes... )