How to be an idiot

[oceantheorem]

1. Wonder why water hasn't boiled yet.
2. Wander into kitchen.
3. See that teakettle is on back burner. Check.
4. See that stove is on. Check.
5. Notice that FRONT burner on stove is on. Red-hot. Damn.

Comments

[oceantheorem.livejournal.com]

Eeeewww. Last fall I had these scary evil demon bugs that magically appeared in THE SAME SPOT two nights in a row. But I killed them both and they never came back.

I think there are rats in my walls.

Isn't being an independent adult so much fun?

[bananasofdeath.livejournal.com]

They're not really scary bugs, just bountiful.

And I'm not convinced I'm independent. For that matter, I'm not convinced I'm an adult, either.

[bananasofdeath.livejournal.com]

Rats, though, that sounds nasty.