Why I love the Gilmore Girls, in three lines or less.

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This is the full quote from one of those quotes I quoted a few weeks ago, because I've got GG on in the background to help me get through writing this paper, and there's a fair amount of caffeine in my bloodstream, mixing unhappily with painkiller, while my liver looks on in agony.

Lorelai: "This is not coffee. This is a mocha chocolate caramel swirlachino, with extra whipped cream."
Luke: "That sounds disgusting."
Lorelai: "It is. And if it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one."