These are SO Clark's fault.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Kara Lynn
Birthday:	09 May 1985
Birthplace:	Anchorage, Alaska
Current Location:	Santa Cruz, California
Eye Color:	bluish
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	Umm... French, Welsh, Irish, German, Polish. Ish.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Blue sneakers
Your Weakness:	Physics? Chocolate? Curly-haired boys?
Your Fears:	Physics? Chocolate? Curly-haired boys? Well, probably not chocolate.
Your Perfect Pizza:	...is round. And has a really soft crust. But not soggy. I'm very particular about my crusts.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get back in the habit of writing. Pull my GPA up above 3.7 again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	cool
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Not again.
Your Best Physical Feature:	Everyone seems to be terribly excited about my hair. I like my eyes, though.
Your Bedtime:	Eleven-ish.
Your Most Missed Memory:	There was this sunny afternoon in southern California, in a pool, when I was 13, and I was in love for the first time... I was so naive, and the whole world was so new. I wish I could look at the world the way I saw it then.
Pepsi or Coke:	Ew. I don't drink soda. It makes my stomach hurt.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonald's.
Single or Group Dates:	God, I hate dating. Single dates are better, though. I don't do well in groups.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Ew. Iced tea is kinda gross.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	In ice cream or in cake or what? 'Cause I'll give you different answers for different foods.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee. Straight up. Black.
Do you Smoke:	Nope.
Do you Swear:	Occasionally. Usually when I'm stressed out or really tired.
Do you Sing:	Yeahp.
Do you Shower Daily:	Actually, sometimes I forget. So it's more like every-other-daily.
Have you Been in Love:	Of course.
Do you want to go to College:	I'm IN college. And I like it, thank you.
Do you want to get Married:	Yes. I think so, at least.
Do you belive in yourself:	I try to. Sometimes it's more difficult than other times.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No.
Do you think you are Attractive:	I abstain.
Are you a Health Freak:	Um... I would say no.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Love them.
Do you play an Instrument:	No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:	No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Man. No, I haven't. I like sushi. I should go buy some. Or make some. This IS Santa Cruz.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No... but I have sort of dumped someone. *cringes*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Yes. Why yes, I have.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Nope.
Ever been Drunk:	Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:	Um, if I have it wasn't serious. Ha ha ha... nevermind.
Ever been Beaten up:	Yes. When I was... 11? 10?
Ever Shoplifted:	I think I stole a green bead necklace when I was 9. I don't remember if I took it back or not.
How do you want to Die:	In an explosion in my lab. When I'm 90.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A "card-carrying biochemist."
What country would you most like to Visit:	Italy. Or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Green.
Favourite Hair Color:	Curly
Short or Long Hair:	It depends entirely on the guy. Longish is generally better, though. But not too long.
Height:	TALLLLL. The taller the better.
Weight:	Not too bony. You have to be able to hug him and not get jabbed with his ribs.
Best Clothing Style:	Uh? Surfer? Lab coat?
Number of Drugs I have taken:	This IS a really vague question. I've taken about a thousand doses of Aleve.
Number of CDs I own:	Too many to count.
Number of Piercings:	Two holes in each ear.
Number of Tattoos:	Just a temporary one on my ankle.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	I lost count. I think it was about 4. Maybe 5 now.
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Your Seduction Style: The Coquette

You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Hmm. I would disagree.

Your Irish Name Is...

Kayleigh Malone

What's your Irish Name?

Awesome. Please call me Kayleigh from now on.

Your Irish Name Is...

Ella O'Conor

What's your Irish Name?

Or Ella. You can call me Ella.

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

You Belong in 1969

1969 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

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This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.

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Okay, that quiz WAS a lot of fun.


Ooookay. I think at some point I'm supposed to, like, sleep or something.