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How to be an idiot
Feb. 13th, 2007 04:49 pm1. Wonder why water hasn't boiled yet.
2. Wander into kitchen.
3. See that teakettle is on back burner. Check.
4. See that stove is on. Check.
5. Notice that FRONT burner on stove is on. Red-hot. Damn.
2. Wander into kitchen.
3. See that teakettle is on back burner. Check.
4. See that stove is on. Check.
5. Notice that FRONT burner on stove is on. Red-hot. Damn.
