Memes

INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold/underline the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold/underline is false.

# 01. I miss someone right now.
# 02. I don't watch much TV these days.
# 03. I love olives
# 04. I love sleeping when I can get to sleep
# 05. I own lots of books
# 06. I wear glasses or contact lenses, but not both at the same time
# 07. I love to play video games
# 09. I've watched porn
# 11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
# 12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
# 13. I have acne free skin
# 14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
# 15. I curse frequently
# 16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
# 17. I have a hobby
# 19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
# 20. I'm really, really smart
# 21. I've never broken someone's bones
# 22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
# 23. I hate the rain
# 24. I'm paranoid at times
# 25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scars
# 26. I need money right now! so next time you see me, give me some!
# 27. I love Sushi
# 28. I talk really, really fast
# 29. I have fresh breath in the morning
# 30. I have semi-long hair
# 31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
# 32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
# 33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S
# 34. I shave my legs on a regular basis mostly in the summer
# 35. I have a twin
# 36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
# 37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
# 38. I like the way I look
# 39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
# 40. I know how to do cornrows
# 41. I am usually pessimistic
# 42. I have a lot of mood swings
# 43. I think prostitution should be legalized
# 44. I think Britney Spears is hot
# 45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
# 46. I have a hidden talent
# 47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
# 48. I think that I'm popular
# 49. I am currently single
# 50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
# 51. I enjoy talking on the phone only if its someone I want to talk to
# 52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
# 53. I love to shop
# 54. I would rather shop than eat
# 55. I would classify myself as ghetto
# 56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
# 57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal
# 58. I don't hate anyone
# 59. I'm a pretty good dancer so I've been told...
# 60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
# 61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
# 62. I have a cell phone
# 63. I believe in God (some sort of "higher" power anyway)
# 64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
# 65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
# 67. I have never been in a real relationship before
# 68. I've rejected someone before
# 69. I currently have a crush on someone
# 70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
# 72. I have changed a diaper before
# 73. I've called the cops on a friend before
# 74. I bite my nails
# 75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
# 76. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of
# 77. I have a lot to learn
# 78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
# 79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
# 80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
# 81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
# 82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
# 83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
# 84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
# 85. I own the "South Park" movie
# 86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal
# 87. When I was a kid I played "doctor" with a neighbor or chum
# 88. I enjoy some country music
# 90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
# 91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
# 92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
# 93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
# 94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
# 95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
# 96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
# 97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
# 98. I have dated a close friend's ex
# 99. I'm happy as of this moment

Some of the numbers are missing. I don't know where they went... but they weren't in the meme when I found it.


And I've done this one before... A little less than a year ago. But I'm bored, and I'm sure the answers have changed slightly.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Spiders
2. Failure
3. Bleeding to death

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. Guys
2. Love
3. Quantum mechanics

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. More organic chemistry!
2. What cats are thinking
3. I want to understand the entire Biochemical Pathways poster

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. my class ring
2. pajama pants
3. my flip flop necklace

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. discover something useful
2. find true love
3. sail for a long, long time

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I have more scars on my left forearm than most people have on their entire bodies.
2. I talk to myself constantly; I keep a running conversation in my head
3. I've never done the reading for a college class. It's usually not necessary. Even in my upper-division biochem classes.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. Grrr
2. I need a nap
3. Shit, I forgot to eat again.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
1. France
2. Ireland
3. Italy

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
1. Kara
2. KaGoon
3. George used to call me his “Ass Editor”

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
1. karalarch
2. dnatheory
3. *entry deleted for confidentiality*

NUMBER OF...
piercings = 2 in each ear
tattoos = 0
height = number of height? 1 height. 5’7”
shoe size = many shoe sizes. 3 shoe sizes. 9-11
hair color = number of hair color??? Good grief. My hair is brown. It should be black, but that’s what the sun does to you.
siblings = 0

LAST...
movie(s) you rented = The Emperor's New Groove
movie you bought = Before Sunrise and Elektra
song you listened to = Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway
cd you bought = oh good lord. It’s been so long
cd you listened to = Weezer’s Blue Album
person that's called you = George
tv show you've watched = Joan of Arcadia
person you kissed = Um... Paul.
person you were thinking of = Paul.

DO...
you have a crush on someone = Yes. Yes I do.
you wish you could live somewhere else = Not at the moment.
you think about suicide = Nope
you believe in online dating = Well, it works for Alicia and Hermann. Didn't work for me, though.
others find you attractive = I certainly hope so. I tell myself they do.
you want more piercings = No.
you drink = Sometimes.
you do drugs = Nope.
you smoke = Nope.
you like cleaning = Eh. Not particularly. It depends. Sometimes.
you like roller coasters = Yeah!
you write in cursive or print = Yes.

FOR OR AGAINST...
long distance relationships = *sigh* Against.
suicide = Well, I’m certainly not going to ever kill myself.
killing people = For what reason? War? I dunno. Then you get into overpopulation discussions and the fact that we’ve removed so many natural killers… And then there’s euthanasia, and I believe in that. But murder, yeah, obviously I’m against that. I declare this question to be stupid.
teenage smoking = Good lord, against.
doing drugs = Against.
driving drunk = Against. Who writes these??
gay/lesbian relationships = Totally for.
soap operas = Against.

FAVORITE...
food = I don't know that I have a favorite food anymore. I kind of hate food.
song = Hmm. Probably still Only in Dreams. Not sure though.
thing to do = I really like biochem lectures. *hides in shame*
thing to talk about = Biochemistry! Molecular biology!
sports = Sailing? Does that count? Horseback riding. Archery.
drinks = Champagne. And white zinfandel. I love white zin.
clothes = I really like my new sexy pants. I feel sexy in them. Not like a chemist. Like a girl.
movies = You really don’t want the whole list. It’s long.
singer = Rivers Cuomo
holiday = Christmas

HAVE YOU...
ever cried over a boy = of course.
ever cried over a girl = yeah, actually. Katie Solmonson.
ever lied to someone = probably. I don’t remember. I don’t lie well, so I don’t do it often.
ever been in a fist fight = nope
ever been arrested = nope.

WHAT...
shampoo do you use = Pantene, the green kind
shoes do you wear = blue sneakers
is your desktop background = a picture of David. I miss David.

NUMBER...
of times I have been in love? = 5
of times I have had my heart broken? = at least 4
of boys I have kissed? = 9 now.
of boys I've slept with? = sleeping sleeping? Just sleeping, 2. Not just sleeping, 2.
of drugs taken illegally? = 1, twice. Won’t ever do it again
of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = At least 11.
of people I consider my enemies? = I can only think of two right now.
of scars on my body? = Someday I’ll spend a romantic evening having a boyfriend count those for you. For now, let’s just say I was a klutzy child and nothing’s changed. I have twelve scars between my left wrist and my left elbow.
of things in my past that I regret? = 3, I think. So far.