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1. What is the first person you ever slept with's middle name?
You know how I never forget anything? Dates of random things, other peoples' birthdays, homework assignments, meeting times, the sigma 70 recognition sequence? The one exception to that is names. And I'm sure I have it written down somewhere. But the point is I no longer know it off the top of my head.
I am a horrible friend.
2. What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
It hasn't been written yet.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
6.
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Steak, mashed potatoes, and cheesecake.
6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Oh man. Barring political figures and the like (so as to be fair), this is a really tough question. I mean, I may hate some people, but when it comes right down to killing them... I don't think I could kill anyone.
8. The person whose problems you would never want to hear?
Rivers Cuomo. That guy has some major issues.
9. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
Shoulders. Or hands.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
Nope. Although I would still love to know a nice way to get out of going on a date with somebody else's friend.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
To not need sleep.
12. Favorite hangover cure?
I've only had a hangover once. I cured it by existing. (And by that I mean, it just takes time.)
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Not very many. Lightweight.
14. Favorite lyric?
The entire song My Immortal by Evanescance.
I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus]
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
[Chorus]
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Mmm, orange.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf, probably.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Yes. Do you know anyone who doesn't?
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope. All my siblings are completely normal.
19. Least favorite month?
October.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I plead the fifth.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Gremlins.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom. Honestly. I'm not joking.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
September. With Gareth. Why again didn't we go out again? Oh yeah, he was leaving the country and there was no spark anyway... Damn. He was hot. And really fucking intelligent.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Depends on what kind of violent. Comic book movies, yeah.
25. Fall or spring?
Spring.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
You want the short list or the extended list?
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Katie Solmonson.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Alaska or France.
29. Who is the person you can count on most?
Well, I know who I can't count on... But who I can is a little tougher. Probably, collectively, the Goons. There's usually at least one Goon available.
30. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
Jimmy Stewart. Or Charlton Heston, but only as Brad from The Greatest Show on Earth. No political conversations allowed on said date.
31. What books have you pretended you've read?
Not many.... On the Road, by Kerouac. Nope, haven't gotten around to it yet.
32. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Interesting.
33. Favorite drinking game?
I actually have yet to play a drinking game. Unless you call "How many tequila shots can you have in a row before throwing up?" a drinking game.
34. What did you dream last night?
I didn't. And if I had I wouldn't tell you.
35. Favorite vices?
The Sims2. Gilmore Girls. Reading non-academic books. I would say sex, but I don't do that anymore, so I guess that doesn't count. Beer. White wine. Champagne. Alias. Livejournal.
You know how I never forget anything? Dates of random things, other peoples' birthdays, homework assignments, meeting times, the sigma 70 recognition sequence? The one exception to that is names. And I'm sure I have it written down somewhere. But the point is I no longer know it off the top of my head.
I am a horrible friend.
2. What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
It hasn't been written yet.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
6.
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Steak, mashed potatoes, and cheesecake.
6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Oh man. Barring political figures and the like (so as to be fair), this is a really tough question. I mean, I may hate some people, but when it comes right down to killing them... I don't think I could kill anyone.
8. The person whose problems you would never want to hear?
Rivers Cuomo. That guy has some major issues.
9. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
Shoulders. Or hands.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
Nope. Although I would still love to know a nice way to get out of going on a date with somebody else's friend.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
To not need sleep.
12. Favorite hangover cure?
I've only had a hangover once. I cured it by existing. (And by that I mean, it just takes time.)
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Not very many. Lightweight.
14. Favorite lyric?
The entire song My Immortal by Evanescance.
I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus]
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
[Chorus]
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Mmm, orange.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf, probably.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Yes. Do you know anyone who doesn't?
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope. All my siblings are completely normal.
19. Least favorite month?
October.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I plead the fifth.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Gremlins.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom. Honestly. I'm not joking.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
September. With Gareth. Why again didn't we go out again? Oh yeah, he was leaving the country and there was no spark anyway... Damn. He was hot. And really fucking intelligent.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Depends on what kind of violent. Comic book movies, yeah.
25. Fall or spring?
Spring.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
You want the short list or the extended list?
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Katie Solmonson.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Alaska or France.
29. Who is the person you can count on most?
Well, I know who I can't count on... But who I can is a little tougher. Probably, collectively, the Goons. There's usually at least one Goon available.
30. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
Jimmy Stewart. Or Charlton Heston, but only as Brad from The Greatest Show on Earth. No political conversations allowed on said date.
31. What books have you pretended you've read?
Not many.... On the Road, by Kerouac. Nope, haven't gotten around to it yet.
32. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Interesting.
33. Favorite drinking game?
I actually have yet to play a drinking game. Unless you call "How many tequila shots can you have in a row before throwing up?" a drinking game.
34. What did you dream last night?
I didn't. And if I had I wouldn't tell you.
35. Favorite vices?
The Sims2. Gilmore Girls. Reading non-academic books. I would say sex, but I don't do that anymore, so I guess that doesn't count. Beer. White wine. Champagne. Alias. Livejournal.
