My "Religion"--my theology.

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

New Aged/Wiccan
An it harm none, do as ye will. You are a fluffy bunny. You wouldn't harm a fly. Actually, you might demonstrate to SAVE the flies! Than again, you're probably busy casing love spells, using a psychic talent, being a Vegetarian or trying to save the Rainforests. Either way, you're harmless.

Hmm. That quiz sucked. I kept wanting to say, "I think Jesus was a really nice guy with some good ideas," or, "Godliness is a state of mind," or, "The devil is a metaphor for all the evil possibilities in the world," or other things like that. There weren't enough options. Why can't we all just be nice to each other? The whole point of life is to be the best person you can be and to do your best to leave the world better than you found it. Sure, I believe Jesus worked toward that. I don't think he was the son of God. I think he just listened better. Whether he was listening to God or nature or his own good spirit is up to you to decide. I don't think it matters. We should all just be nicer to each other. That's not a religion. It's a way of life. But it's more than even that--it's a state of mind, a state of being.

Grah. I don't have enough caffeine in my system to be as eloquent as I need to be to explain this.

I still say I'm half-Mormon. The good half.

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Take the quiz: "Which Element Are You?"

Void
You are mysterious.

Right.

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Hmm. "Easily consoled." Read: massage, coffee, and cookie dough ice cream. "Stubborn and hard-hearted"? Hard-hearted? Ouch. And I am NOT "easily angered." I also find it interesting that it says I'm both systematic and very creative.
Of course, I agree with most of this. Except the easily angered thing. And "weak breathing."

Take the quiz: "What Disney Princess Are You?"

Belle
You love you family (what's left) dearly, and you're a bookworm. Get your head into the world darlin'.

Hmm.

As for this next one, *bursts out laughing,* I kind of agree, in a... "I've had a lot of coffee today" sort of way.

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Seattle
Your dark exterior masks a caffeine driven activism. You'll take up a cause and you'll get ugly to advance it.

Warning: the following quiz is PG-13. And is really sweet.
Take the quiz: "Worlds fastest sex test"

Blue
Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

Ooookay. I can't take any more of this quizishness right now. A lot of these quizzes are really, really badly written.

That said, I solemly swear to never write a quiz.

It's 9:15 on a Friday night and I'm spending my time updating my livejournal. Hurray for my nonexistant social life.

Way to show up to the Latin thing, Chris. Ego boost. Thanks.