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Because I'm REALLY bored in lab, and happy hour isn't for another 80 minutes.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I'm currently in a relationship...
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a marine biologist and live in a yellow house with red shutters on the beach in Alaska with my best friend Marni, and we'd have horses.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Trivia knowledge.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. It could be anything from port to a caramel appletini.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Spinach. Or artichokes. Are artichokes a vegetable?
6) What was the last book you read?
A. The Time-Traveler's Wife. DAMN, that was a good book.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Taurus. Like the car.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Two holes in each ear. I'd love to get a tattoo, but I haven't settled yet on something that would be meaningful and would not also involve tattooing over a significant percentage of my body.
9) Worst Habit?
A. I tear at the skin on my fingers. It's seriously destructive.
Question 10 has been removed for non-applicability, because this survey is about ME, damnit, ME.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Climbing.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Probably more optimistic. I'm always telling Aaron to cut people slack.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
A. Knit. Because I ALWAYS have a knitting project in my purse.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Really not suitable for internet meme format.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. My belly-button can be turned inside-out. I think I've shared this weird fact before.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. I have a cat named Claire.
Questions 17 and 18 have been sacked.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither. I am indifferent to clowns, unless they're in the movie The Greatest Show on Earth, in which case I think they're noble.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Actually, I like my body.
Question 21 was eaten by a giant panda.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Hate soda.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Put it towards my massive student loans and then cry that I spent it all in one place.
26) Who knows you best?
A. Ann maybe?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Anywhere with internet access.
Or the beach.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Mmmm, no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read, or knit, or Warcraft.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Not really, no.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Other people being inconsiderate.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. I've always thought this was a stupid question.
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.
34) When was the last time you told a lie?
A. I'm not sure, actually. I'm a terrible liar, so I don't do it often.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. No.
Question 36 was deleted on grounds of inanity.
Look, random puppy!
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I'm currently in a relationship...
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a marine biologist and live in a yellow house with red shutters on the beach in Alaska with my best friend Marni, and we'd have horses.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Trivia knowledge.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. It could be anything from port to a caramel appletini.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Spinach. Or artichokes. Are artichokes a vegetable?
6) What was the last book you read?
A. The Time-Traveler's Wife. DAMN, that was a good book.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Taurus. Like the car.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Two holes in each ear. I'd love to get a tattoo, but I haven't settled yet on something that would be meaningful and would not also involve tattooing over a significant percentage of my body.
9) Worst Habit?
A. I tear at the skin on my fingers. It's seriously destructive.
Question 10 has been removed for non-applicability, because this survey is about ME, damnit, ME.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Climbing.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Probably more optimistic. I'm always telling Aaron to cut people slack.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
A. Knit. Because I ALWAYS have a knitting project in my purse.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Really not suitable for internet meme format.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. My belly-button can be turned inside-out. I think I've shared this weird fact before.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. I have a cat named Claire.
Questions 17 and 18 have been sacked.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither. I am indifferent to clowns, unless they're in the movie The Greatest Show on Earth, in which case I think they're noble.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Actually, I like my body.
Question 21 was eaten by a giant panda.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Hate soda.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Put it towards my massive student loans and then cry that I spent it all in one place.
26) Who knows you best?
A. Ann maybe?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Anywhere with internet access.
Or the beach.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Mmmm, no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read, or knit, or Warcraft.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Not really, no.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Other people being inconsiderate.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. I've always thought this was a stupid question.
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.
34) When was the last time you told a lie?
A. I'm not sure, actually. I'm a terrible liar, so I don't do it often.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. No.
Question 36 was deleted on grounds of inanity.
Look, random puppy!
