I KNEW it. I just KNEW you were really thirsty. You can't hide anything from me! Not from... one of the Queens!

When are you coming back? I'm in Reno until further notice. I drove Mom's car up here, not realizing that I'm not recovered enough yet to take Greyhound home. I can't quite lift my luggage, and I can only walk for about ten minutes, which means I'd have no way to get from the bus station to my house in Santa Cruz. So... until further notice, I'm trapped in Reno.

That was an unnecessarily long explanation.

In the meantime, how're the kids?