She's just so mother effing white trash it hurts me to know she's got a snowball's chance in hell at living in the White House. Seriously, her kids all have wonky white trash names (Trig, Track, Bristol, Pixie Darlin'), she pushes hard for big oil interests because her GD husband is in oil futures, and she has OMG so much executive experience thanks to being a beauty queen and mayor of a bumsfuck town in Alaska with a sub-6000 population.

AND THEY'RE JUST CUTE, ADORABLE POLAR BEARS SO LET'S DUCT TAPE THEIR BABIES TO A GIANT DRILL AND TURN THAT THING ON FULL BLAST!

I mean goddamn. When McCain announced her as his selection all my mind did was "... wha ... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE"