we apologize for the cursing, but we are fucking angry

[oceantheorem]

Kara,
After I copied the message to [new Registrar lady], she called me to correct something that I wrote to you. If you withdraw from the program, you can apply for and get an M.S., but if you are taking a leave of absence you can not. If during the leave, or at its end, you decide to withdraw, you can apply for the M.S.
Best wishes,
[Mr. Evil Director of Graduate Studies Man]

Aaron
that seems wrong. if you qualify for the masters, you should have it whether or not you stay

Kara
yeah

Aaron
who is this woman?

Kara
she's our new registrar
SHE sent me an email too
hers said
Hi Kara,
I am looking into this right now. I will get back to you by tomorrow. Also, what are your dates for LOA?

Thanks,
[new Registrar lady]

LOA being leave of absence

Aaron
fair enough

Kara
can I kill someone?
I want my fucking degree, I earned it.