Scharffen Berger is awesome. Take a tour of the factory, if you can.
I know they sell it at Trader Joe's. Get the darkest kind they have, and take a small bite and let it melt in your mouth without chewing it. Amazing.

Nope, you don't know him (do you know people in my department?). He's not a waltzer.
It's not going anywhere, but maybe since I know that, it's okay?